Track 4 off the same ep, it's to be titled Set Sail! The Old Man Has Us

track 7 off an 8 song ep im putting together, keeping busy getting busy

I had my last Wisdom tooth pulled and aside from the codeine it all sucks...

I was thinking about the times I would wear masks and steal my brother's porn...

"Using Bug Spray to Cover Up Cigarette Smoke"

Something that holds onto my eardrums and never lets go...

Centaurs Only Grew Legs to Climb Mount Olympus to See Hera's Vagina

Today I Found Out that Love Can Give You Really Bad Heart Burn, It's Never Happened Before

The Birth of the Re-Zelda, and um re doesn't mean remix, it means again

"The Kiddie-Machine of Maiming Stuff and Other Spooky Words," we totally screamed METAL!!!

"Sir, I Destroyed the Campsite of Wizards Who Cast Spells and Do Magic", band name?

"Sugar-Coated Sex Drips", band name, we were young and in Highschool

"Batman vs. Robin Deathmatch Extreme in Japanese", band name, we sucked...

This is a song recorded with my old band, The Pervs, we sold out and made millions.

He was the God of Lies or Demon, whatever, don't quote me...